The best disgusting jokes

What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, "What is that?" "They're smart pills," said the other boy. "Eat them and they'll make you smarter." So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap." "See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?" The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby? Threesomes.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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