The best disgusting jokes

That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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has 56.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris, disgusting
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, "What is that?" "They're smart pills," said the other boy. "Eat them and they'll make you smarter." So he ate them and said, "These taste like crap." "See," said the other boy, "you're getting smarter already."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?" The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby? Threesomes.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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