The best disgusting jokes

Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, winter
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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has 56.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris, disgusting
Q: What's the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead? A: Depth perception.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?" The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby? Threesomes.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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