Two sperms.
The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?"
The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
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Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?
A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
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What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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Q: What's the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?
A: Depth perception.
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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence.
So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat.
He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?"
The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.
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Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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