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What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder!
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Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick.
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One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!” The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
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Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't? A: A belly button between her boobs.
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Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
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If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
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