Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge?
A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty steamy.
All of a sudden, the guy takes out his shlong and places it in her hand.
She screams and runs downstairs, through the kitchen, through the living room, the bathroom, the dining room, back upstairs, through her bedroom, her bathroom, her sister's bedroom, down the hall and back into her parents' bedroom.
"Listen, pal! I have two words for you -- DROP DEAD!"
"I have two words for you -- LET GO!"
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Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics?
A: Having two legs.
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What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
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Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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Why can't girls play hockey?
Because their pads can't last three periods.
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Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone?
Answer: No!
Response: Wanna go to a party?
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There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up.
He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum.
Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?"
To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips."
Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?"
"No, but it stops me from licking them!"
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who was shooting craps?
A: He blew a hole in the toilet.
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