Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.
Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't? A: A belly button between her boobs.
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts.
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony? A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.
A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "How'd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural." Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get such cool green hair?" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "It's natural."