The best disgusting jokes

Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics? A: Having two legs.
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has 56.66 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, party, sex
Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: bird, disgusting, holiday, winter
Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, time
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Why can't girls play hockey? Because their pads can't last three periods.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the waiters have two spoons in their vest pockets. A waiter explains, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware is spoons, therefore we keep them for replacement." Then the customer notices a string hanging out of all the waiters' flies. "The string is for us to go to the bathroom," explains the waiter. "That way, when we pull it, it shoots and aims straight, and we don't need to use our hands." The customer asks, "Well, that's how you get it out, but how do you get it back in?" The waiter replies, "Well, that's another reason we carry the spoons."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Three men walk into a bar. The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever." The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there." So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour. Finally, the third man goes down. When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it. He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"
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has 55.66 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, disgusting
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