The best disgusting jokes

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics? A: Having two legs.
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has 56.66 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.” The doctor said, “That won’t do you any good.” The elderly gentleman said, “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, old people, sex, viagra
One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty steamy. All of a sudden, the guy takes out his shlong and places it in her hand. She screams and runs downstairs, through the kitchen, through the living room, the bathroom, the dining room, back upstairs, through her bedroom, her bathroom, her sister's bedroom, down the hall and back into her parents' bedroom. "Listen, pal! I have two words for you -- DROP DEAD!" "I have two words for you -- LET GO!"
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
Why can't girls play hockey? Because their pads can't last three periods.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game? A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, game
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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has 55.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting, fat
There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?" To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips." Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?" "No, but it stops me from licking them!"
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: church, cowboy, disgusting, horse, women
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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