The best disgusting jokes

Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics? A: Having two legs.
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has 56.66 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, party, sex
A guy walks in the local whorehouse, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money." The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?" The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room. When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him. He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her. Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears. He freaked, "omg she's sick." He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"
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has 56.30 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, customer service, dirty, disgusting, money
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Why can't girls play hockey? Because their pads can't last three periods.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the waiters have two spoons in their vest pockets. A waiter explains, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware is spoons, therefore we keep them for replacement." Then the customer notices a string hanging out of all the waiters' flies. "The string is for us to go to the bathroom," explains the waiter. "That way, when we pull it, it shoots and aims straight, and we don't need to use our hands." The customer asks, "Well, that's how you get it out, but how do you get it back in?" The waiter replies, "Well, that's another reason we carry the spoons."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
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has 55.58 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty steamy. All of a sudden, the guy takes out his shlong and places it in her hand. She screams and runs downstairs, through the kitchen, through the living room, the bathroom, the dining room, back upstairs, through her bedroom, her bathroom, her sister's bedroom, down the hall and back into her parents' bedroom. "Listen, pal! I have two words for you -- DROP DEAD!" "I have two words for you -- LET GO!"
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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