The best disgusting jokes

There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?" To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips." Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?" "No, but it stops me from licking them!"
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: church, cowboy, disgusting, horse, women
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, party, sex
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?" The Aggie says, ´"Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
How is parsley like pubic hair? You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, stupid, Yo mama
What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, health
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