The best disgusting jokes

One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty steamy. All of a sudden, the guy takes out his shlong and places it in her hand. She screams and runs downstairs, through the kitchen, through the living room, the bathroom, the dining room, back upstairs, through her bedroom, her bathroom, her sister's bedroom, down the hall and back into her parents' bedroom. "Listen, pal! I have two words for you -- DROP DEAD!" "I have two words for you -- LET GO!"
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics? A: Having two legs.
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has 56.45 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.
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has 56.30 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?" A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?" "No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: bar, cowboy, dirty, disgusting, horse
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Why can't girls play hockey? Because their pads can't last three periods.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, party, sex
There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?" To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips." Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?" "No, but it stops me from licking them!"
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: church, cowboy, disgusting, horse, women
A little old man who's hard of hearing goes to see the doctor. As he can't hear very well, he takes his wife with him. The doctor examines the man and then says, "Hmm, I think we need to take a stool sample, a urine sample and a sperm sample." The old man turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?" The wife replies, "He said he wants your underwear."
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has 55.39 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, old people
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