Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face-off in the corner.
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Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?
A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics?
A: Having two legs.
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Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
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A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck.
The father says "okay, you know what to do."
Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick."
The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone?
Answer: No!
Response: Wanna go to a party?
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Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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Two sperms.
The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?"
The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.
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Why can't girls play hockey?
Because their pads can't last three periods.
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