The best disgusting jokes

Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get naked and jump into bed, but neither knows what to do. Eventually, they decide to rub their noses together. After awhile, they decide to rub their toes together. Finally, they begin to rub their hips together. Suddenly, the man jumps up and runs to the bathroom. After several minutes, he returns to the bedroom, looking scared. "What happened?" asks his bride. "I don't know," he replies, "but something curdled my urine!"
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, holiday
What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Being single is cool cause you can eat a whole jar of pepperoncinis and spend the rest of the night farting spicily into the abyss.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, single
Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.
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has 58.01 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Q: What's grosser than gross? A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Mom! I'm a 3D printer! Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you poop.
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has 57.54 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, technology
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 57.51 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
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