The best disgusting jokes

1 woman and 9 men shipwreck on a deserted island. After one week, the woman, disgusted by the things she was doing, kills herself. After another week, the men, disgusted by the things they were doing, buried her. After another week, the men, more disgusted by the things they were doing, dug her up.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, women
A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her. She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts “Stop that!” To which the waiter replies, “Sure, which way did it go?”
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
Do you know what would be sick? If you sat in Santa's lap and you felt him get a boner. Do you know what would be even worse? If he stood up and you were still sitting in his lap.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.
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has 58.69 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everybody knows who did it.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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has 58.16 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: What's grosser than gross? A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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