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Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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has 60.08 % from 231 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, lesbian, time
The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
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has 60.04 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay, love
What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield? His Butt!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
1 woman and 9 men shipwreck on a deserted island. After one week, the woman, disgusted by the things she was doing, kills herself. After another week, the men, disgusted by the things they were doing, buried her. After another week, the men, more disgusted by the things they were doing, dug her up.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, women
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His buddy put the severed arm in a plastic bag and rushed it down to the hospital to get re-attached. The next day he goes to see his chum, and finds him playing tennis. "Incredible!," says his friend. "Medical science is amazing." Another month goes by and the same two guys are again at the sawmill working when the same guy gets too close to the spinning blade and this time his leg gets cut off. Again his buddy takes the leg, puts it in a plastic bag and takes it to the hospital to get re-attached. The next day, he goes down to see his chum and finds him outside playing football. "Incredible!," says his friend. "Medical science is amazing!" Well another month goes by and again the same two friends are at the mill cutting wood when suddenly the same guy bends down too close to the blade and off comes his head. Well his friend takes the head, puts it in a plastic bag, and heads to the hospital to get it re-attached. The next day he goes to see his friend but can't find him. He sees the doctor walking down the hall and says, "Doc, where is my friend? I brought him in yesterday." The doctor thinks for a minute and says, "Oh yeah, some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated."
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, football, hospital, sport, work
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