1 woman and 9 men shipwreck on a deserted island. After one week, the woman, disgusted by the things she was doing, kills herself. After another week, the men, disgusted by the things they were doing, buried her. After another week, the men, more disgusted by the things they were doing, dug her up.
A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her. She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts “Stop that!” To which the waiter replies, “Sure, which way did it go?”
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
Do you know what would be sick? If you sat in Santa's lap and you felt him get a boner. Do you know what would be even worse? If he stood up and you were still sitting in his lap.
I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.
If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everybody knows who did it.
Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy? A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
Q: What's grosser than gross? A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon.