The best disgusting jokes

A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her. She sits abruptly back up, glares at the waiter and shouts “Stop that!” To which the waiter replies, “Sure, which way did it go?”
Vote:
has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Vote:
has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, women
Do you know what would be sick? If you sat in Santa's lap and you felt him get a boner. Do you know what would be even worse? If he stood up and you were still sitting in his lap.
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? A: Because they part for every little shit.
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, marriage
I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.
Vote:
has 58.69 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
Vote:
has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, winter
Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
Vote:
has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: April fools, disgusting
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
Vote:
has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
<<<21222324
More jokes →
Page 21 of 48.