Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
What's grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail box. What's grosser than that? One baby in ten mailboxes. What's grosser than that? Biting into a pickle and finding a vein. What's grosser than that? A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor. What's grosser than that? A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her. "If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose."
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
Why can't girls play hockey? Because their pads can't last three periods.
Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game? A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.