The best disgusting jokes

If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
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has 55.22 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, women
What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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has 55.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum. Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?" To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips." Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?" "No, but it stops me from licking them!"
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: church, cowboy, disgusting, horse, women
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her. "If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose."
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck. The father says "okay, you know what to do." Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick." The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: car, disgusting, family, redneck, sex
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