The best disgusting jokes

Q: Whats the height of desperation? A: A vampire sucking blood from a sanitary napkin.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay, love
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics? A: Having two legs.
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has 55.86 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
What's grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail box. What's grosser than that? One baby in ten mailboxes. What's grosser than that? Biting into a pickle and finding a vein. What's grosser than that? A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor. What's grosser than that? A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her. "If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, dentist, disgusting, food
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting, fat
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