The best disgusting jokes

Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay, love
What's grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail box. What's grosser than that? One baby in ten mailboxes. What's grosser than that? Biting into a pickle and finding a vein. What's grosser than that? A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor. What's grosser than that? A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top. She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel. Then a little girl came running up to her. "If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs? A: Because when their balls fall over their a**holes, they vapor-lock.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting, fat
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly
At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the waiters have two spoons in their vest pockets. A waiter explains, "We see that the most frequently dropped silverware is spoons, therefore we keep them for replacement." Then the customer notices a string hanging out of all the waiters' flies. "The string is for us to go to the bathroom," explains the waiter. "That way, when we pull it, it shoots and aims straight, and we don't need to use our hands." The customer asks, "Well, that's how you get it out, but how do you get it back in?" The waiter replies, "Well, that's another reason we carry the spoons."
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.
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has 54.80 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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