The best disgusting jokes

A waitress walks up to a man to take his order. "I'd like to get the turtle soup, please." The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead. "Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts.
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has 54.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths? A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk." Friend 2: "What? White?" Friend 1: "No, expired."
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, white people, wife
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, party, sex
Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
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