The best disgusting jokes

What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs? A: Because when their balls fall over their a**holes, they vapor-lock.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He dreamt that Venus was strokin' his penis And woke with a handfull of goo
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What kind of a car does a proctologist drive? A brown Probe!
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, disgusting
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, health
Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk." Friend 2: "What? White?" Friend 1: "No, expired."
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has 52.25 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, white people, wife
How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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