Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths? A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts.