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One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!” The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
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Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite? A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
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Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
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Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes." "What should I use to wipe my ass?" "Use a dollar bill." A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."
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Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts.
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What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
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Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony? A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.
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A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them and asked them what they wanted. The couple asked for a couple of lottery tickets. He gave the tickets to them, and they paid for them. The husband looked confused again. He asked the clerk, “What the hell do I do with these damn things?” The clerk replied, “Well, you're supposed to scratch the box and see if you've won anything.” The wife looked disgusted. "Oh please," she muttered. "What?" asked the clerk. "Oh nothing," she answered, "it's just that, well, he's been scratching down there for years, and he ain't won a damn thing."
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