The best disgusting jokes

Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths? A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bird, disgusting, holiday, winter
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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has 54.14 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts.
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has 53.57 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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