Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?
A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise?
A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Q: What's the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?
A: Depth perception.
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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Silence is golden.
Unless you have an infant.
Then its probably blue.
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What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone?
Answer: No!
Response: Wanna go to a party?
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