The best disgusting jokes

How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck. The father says "okay, you know what to do." Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick." The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, disgusting, family, redneck, sex
Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts.
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, party, sex
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get naked and jump into bed, but neither knows what to do. Eventually, they decide to rub their noses together. After awhile, they decide to rub their toes together. Finally, they begin to rub their hips together. Suddenly, the man jumps up and runs to the bathroom. After several minutes, he returns to the bedroom, looking scared. "What happened?" asks his bride. "I don't know," he replies, "but something curdled my urine!"
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, holiday
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, gay
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