The best disgusting jokes

I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly
Why can't girls play hockey? Because their pads can't last three periods.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game? A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, game
Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.
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has 54.80 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, elephant
One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!” The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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