What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics? A: Having two legs.
Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't? A: A belly button between her boobs.
Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!” The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite? A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes." "What should I use to wipe my ass?" "Use a dollar bill." A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."