Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget? A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table. Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl of peanuts. "I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!" "That’s okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway."
Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one could lay her down. Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of swinging meat. He took her in the long tall grass, Shoved his dick right up her ass. Then she blew one gnarly fart, Blew his ball two feet apart. Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of shredded meat.
Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.