The best disgusting jokes

What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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has 54.49 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts.
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
A young, innocent couple goes on their honeymoon. They get naked and jump into bed, but neither knows what to do. Eventually, they decide to rub their noses together. After awhile, they decide to rub their toes together. Finally, they begin to rub their hips together. Suddenly, the man jumps up and runs to the bathroom. After several minutes, he returns to the bedroom, looking scared. "What happened?" asks his bride. "I don't know," he replies, "but something curdled my urine!"
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, holiday
Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk." Friend 2: "What? White?" Friend 1: "No, expired."
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has 53.57 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, white people, wife
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 53.44 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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