The best disgusting jokes

Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting
Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget? A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Q: What's the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead? A: Depth perception.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting, fat
Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.
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has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, party, sex
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