What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics?
A: Having two legs.
Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin?
A: Relative humidity.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't?
A: A belly button between her boobs.
Silence is golden.
Unless you have an infant.
Then its probably blue.
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon?
A: A sheep.
One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!”
The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump.
"Well, go in the bushes."
"What should I use to wipe my ass?"
"Use a dollar bill."
A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands.
"What happened?" asks his friend.
"I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."