The best disgusting jokes

Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
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has 54.14 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, gay
Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts.
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has 53.57 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 52.55 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, prison
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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has 52.31 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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