A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. We have some for 75 cents a peace. The man asks for two. The pharmacist calculates the total and says, "That will be $1.58 with tax, sir." The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."
What's grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall. What's grosser than that? When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, "Please sir can I fart?" The truck driver then says, "Yeah sure who cares." So the gay guy goes "POOF". Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof''. Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, "He is obviously a virgin."
Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts.
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick.
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.