Q: Why did Captain Kirk piss on the roof of the Enterprise? A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.
What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common? They both shower after three periods!
Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his own tea pe
Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?" Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He got a twat in the face.