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Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
An old woman goes to the doctor's office. The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urine tests." The woman says, "Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, old people
How is parsley like pubic hair? You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.
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Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, health
Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.
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has 52.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, health
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