The best disgusting jokes

Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Friend 1: "I like my women how I like my milk." Friend 2: "What? White?" Friend 1: "No, expired."
has 52.45 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, white people, wife
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary replied, "I just peed in the soup!"
has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table. Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl of peanuts. "I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!" "That’s okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway."
has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, disgusting, family, food
An old woman goes to the doctor's office. The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urine tests." The woman says, "Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, old people
How is parsley like pubic hair? You push it aside to eat, and sometimes it gets stuck between your teeth after meals.
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
has 51.87 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris, disgusting
Silence is golden. Unless you have an infant. Then its probably blue.
has 51.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, women
Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
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