The best disgusting jokes

Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Why can't girls play hockey? Because their pads can't last three periods.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game? A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, game
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, elephant
How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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