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Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, stupid, Yo mama
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary replied, "I just peed in the soup!"
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, elephant
Q: Did you hear about the redneck who was shooting craps? A: He blew a hole in the toilet.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, redneck
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Q: Why are men like diapers? A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
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