The best disgusting jokes

Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, elephant
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 51.08 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the railroad tracks, and the first bum, Fred, thought he smelled a nasty old smell. He asked his companion, Jeff, ''Did you s**t your pants?'' "Hell no," Jeff said. They walked a few more miles and the smell got worse. "Did you s**t your pants, Jeff?" "I swear to the God almighty I did not s**t my pants," Jeff said. So they walk three more miles and the smell gets just horrible. Fred runs over and pulls down Jeff's pants and says, "I thought you said you didn't s**t your pants?!" "I didn't." Jeff said. "They're your pants."
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Q: Why are men like diapers? A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Said no one could lay her down. Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of swinging meat. He took her in the long tall grass, Shoved his dick right up her ass. Then she blew one gnarly fart, Blew his ball two feet apart. Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete, With forty pounds of shredded meat.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver." "I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart." "I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, football
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.." Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
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has 50.20 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, love
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