The best disgusting jokes

Q: What's meaner than a pit bull with herpes? A: The guy who gave it to him.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, health
Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly
Two guys narrowly escaped from a sinking ship on a life raft and discovered a magic lamp tucked away in a dark cranny. Figuring what the hell, one of the men gave the lamp a rub and "poof," a cloud of smoke. A second later, a genie appeared and said, "I will grant each of you one wish." After thinking a while, the first man turned to the genie and said, "I wish I were floating on an ocean of beer." The genie granted the man's wish and disappeared. The man's companion turned to him and said, "Way to go idiot. Now we have to pee in the boat."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: beer, disgusting, genie, life
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, stupid, Yo mama
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
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has 51.56 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, elephant
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