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What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "How'd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural." Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get such cool green hair?" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "It's natural."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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A guy walks into a store. He goes up to the clerk and holds up his hand. In his hand he's holding a big pile of crap. He looks at the clerk with the biggest expression of relief and says, "Whew, that was close. Look what I almost stepped in."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget? A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
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