The best disgusting jokes

Q: What can popsicles do that men can't? A: Come in five flavors.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A lady goes to the doctor, and says: "Doc, I have this smell about me that I can't get rid of no matter what I do. Can you help me?" The doctor says, "yeah I can help you but I'll have to examine you. You'll have to take all your clothes off first." So the lady takes her clothes off. Right away the doctor says, "hold on, I'll be right back." A couple minutes later he comes back with an 8-foot stick that has a little hook on the end of it. The lady says, "oh doctor, what str going to do with that?" And the doctor says, as he's going through the movements of opening a high window, "well I'm going to open the window, it smells like shit in here."
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, doctor, insulting, women
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina? Putting in twelve and sucking out thirteen.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly
Two guys narrowly escaped from a sinking ship on a life raft and discovered a magic lamp tucked away in a dark cranny. Figuring what the hell, one of the men gave the lamp a rub and "poof," a cloud of smoke. A second later, a genie appeared and said, "I will grant each of you one wish." After thinking a while, the first man turned to the genie and said, "I wish I were floating on an ocean of beer." The genie granted the man's wish and disappeared. The man's companion turned to him and said, "Way to go idiot. Now we have to pee in the boat."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: beer, disgusting, genie, life
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? A: The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the meat.
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food, gay
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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has 51.31 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, masturbation
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, elephant
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