The best disgusting jokes

Two guys narrowly escaped from a sinking ship on a life raft and discovered a magic lamp tucked away in a dark cranny. Figuring what the hell, one of the men gave the lamp a rub and "poof," a cloud of smoke. A second later, a genie appeared and said, "I will grant each of you one wish." After thinking a while, the first man turned to the genie and said, "I wish I were floating on an ocean of beer." The genie granted the man's wish and disappeared. The man's companion turned to him and said, "Way to go idiot. Now we have to pee in the boat."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: beer, disgusting, genie, life
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, stupid, Yo mama
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary replied, "I just peed in the soup!"
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, elephant
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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has 51.00 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, masturbation
What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Q: Why are men like diapers? A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
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