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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
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Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game? A: There was a face-off in the corner.
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What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
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Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan? A: One dead person in ten trashcans!
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Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget? A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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"If we don't change the direction we're going, we're likely to end up at the wrong end." "People who go out of their way to help others have great taste." "An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind, but not hungry." "Don't give up though the pace seems slow, you may succeed at another morgue." "A journey of a hundred trillion cells begins with a single nibble." "The only difference between a big shot and a little shot is that the big shot takes longer to chew." "It's all right to have little butterflies in your stomach. In fact, I'd say a trip to the elementary school play is a wonderful idea." "You don't know what your appetite can get away with until you try. Or are tried." "If you carry your childhood with you, you should probably go the bathroom soon." "Never keep up with Joneses. Have them over for dinner." "Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a very startled swimmer."
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Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder!
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