The best disgusting jokes

Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
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Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
Vote: has 26.01 % from 37 votes. Send joke:
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Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
Vote: has 24.35 % from 113 votes. Send joke:
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How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
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A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
Vote: has 23.03 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
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What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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