What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.