Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.