The best disgusting jokes

Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
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has 26.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
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has 26.01 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, marriage, money
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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has 24.93 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, disgusting
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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has 24.28 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, god
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
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