What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.