The best disgusting jokes

Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 29.75 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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has 29.52 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, god
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
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has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
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has 28.78 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting
Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, women
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
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has 27.88 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 27.60 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, prison
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