The best disgusting jokes

How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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has 28.27 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, sex
What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
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has 28.23 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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has 27.88 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, war
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
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has 26.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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has 26.29 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, god
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