How do you make stew out of a leper?
Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
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A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses.
Which hits the ground first?
The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: Gulp.
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What’s sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding.
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What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman?
A: Inserting the anchovies
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Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?
A: A soggy butt.
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What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
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What's small, and red, and full of holes?
A baby on a bed of nails.
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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A: "I feel like a kid again."
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