The best disgusting jokes

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, elephant
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 29.75 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
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has 29.36 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting
Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can? A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 28.36 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, prison
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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has 28.23 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, sex
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