Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."