How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can? A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.