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How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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has 24.07 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, disgusting
What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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has 22.10 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 21.16 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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has 20.13 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, disgusting, health
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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has 19.84 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: baby, car, disgusting
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 19.33 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, disgusting, sex, women
What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy.
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has 18.68 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 18.47 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, desert island, disgusting, navy
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