The best disgusting jokes

Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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has 27.27 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, disgusting
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can? A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
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has 26.88 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, marriage, money
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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has 26.83 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
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has 24.44 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting
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