Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece?
A: He Married Her
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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies?
He ate his way out.
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea?
He drowned in his teepee!
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A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like?
A: Depends.
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What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.
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