This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet.
Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself.
After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman.
The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy.
I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
This is a visual joke.
Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have?
A palestinian waiting for the bus.