How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies?
He ate his way out.
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea?
He drowned in his teepee!
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What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself.
After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman.
The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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