The best disgusting jokes

Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 27.60 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, prison
Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
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has 27.58 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, marriage, money
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can? A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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has 26.21 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, disgusting
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
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has 24.44 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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has 24.38 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, war
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, disgusting
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