Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can? A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!