The best disgusting jokes

Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
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has 26.01 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, marriage, money
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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has 25.51 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, disgusting
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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has 23.38 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, disgusting
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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has 22.10 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 21.30 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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has 20.24 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, disgusting, health
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