Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count?
Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can?
A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies?
With a pitchfork.
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Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece?
A: He Married Her
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A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like?
A: Depends.
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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
4 1/2.
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What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?"
"Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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