Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.