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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy.
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I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
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What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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This is a visual joke. Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have? A palestinian waiting for the bus.
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