Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.