The best disgusting jokes

What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 29.63 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 29.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, women
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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has 28.99 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, sex
What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting
How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
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has 28.48 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
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has 28.45 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
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has 28.23 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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