Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts! 
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What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common?
A: They just didn't listen
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A: "I feel like a kid again."
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Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
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What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute
chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do.
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How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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