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What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
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Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
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