Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.