What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!