The best disgusting jokes

Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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has 31.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
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has 31.14 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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has 31.08 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, kids, masturbation
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, women
Q: What's brown and in the military? A: Gomer's pile.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, military
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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has 30.12 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, god
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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has 29.97 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, sex
Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? So you can pick them up five at a time
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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