The best disgusting jokes

Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 30.48 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, prison
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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has 30.45 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, god
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
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has 30.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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