Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?
A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!
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Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget?
A: A spec.
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I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom?
They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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Q: What's brown and in the military?
A: Gomer's pile.
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Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time
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What's grosser than gross?
A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
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