Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
What’s sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies?
With a pitchfork.
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!
How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece?
A: He Married Her
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like?
A: Depends.