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Q: What's the difference between an epyleptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diahrrea? A: One shucks between fits.
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has 30.14 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
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has 30.14 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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has 30.14 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 29.19 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, prison
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 29.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, women
What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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has 28.61 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting
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