What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom?
They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?"
"Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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How do you make stew out of a leper?
Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
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Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget?
A: A spec.
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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
4 1/2.
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What’s sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding.
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