Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.