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Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
A guy sees a classified ad that says "Will give Blow Job while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time." The guys thinks to himself that it sounds interesting and unbelievable, and so decides to pay her a visit. She lets him in and says that the lights have to be off. So she turns the light off and starts sucking his dick. All of a sudden he hears the Star Spangled Banner, clear as day. He really wants to know how she is doing this so he flips on the lights. All he sees on the floor is a glass eye.
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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has 31.06 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, Valentines day
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, women
Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? So you can pick them up five at a time
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, elephant
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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has 29.83 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, god
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 29.75 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
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