Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.