The best disgusting jokes

How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
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has 20.26 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy.
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has 18.11 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
This is a visual joke. Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have? A palestinian waiting for the bus.
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has 17.97 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
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has 17.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What is grosser than gross? When you're kissing Grandma and she slips you the tongue.
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has 17.62 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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has 17.54 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, disgusting, women
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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has 17.45 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting, dog
When is the best time to bury that baby you killed? When it starts talking to you again.
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has 13.71 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
LaShaunda had just given birth to a daughter and discussed possible names with her hospital roommate, LaQoowanga. LaShwanda mentioned a name she had heard in the doctor's office, "Vagina". When the hospital personnel asked her what name to put on the birth certificate, LaShaunda said "Vagina". "You can't name your baby that!" "Don't disrespect me! I be her mama. I can names her anything I want." When the hospital person tried to explained what the name meant, LaShaunda said, "No, No! that's a cootchie!"
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has 13.71 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting, hospital
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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has 12.77 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, masturbation, men, women
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