The best disgusting jokes

Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, disgusting
What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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has 21.71 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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has 21.53 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: baby, car, disgusting
A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 21.30 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, desert island, disgusting, navy
What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
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has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 20.64 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, disgusting, sex, women
This is a visual joke. Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have? A palestinian waiting for the bus.
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has 18.66 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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has 18.59 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting, dog
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