The best disgusting jokes

What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, disgusting
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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has 23.22 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 22.87 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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has 22.02 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 21.74 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, desert island, disgusting, navy
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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has 21.54 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: baby, car, disgusting
What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
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has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 20.72 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, disgusting, sex, women
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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has 20.37 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, dog, family
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