What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself.
After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman.
The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
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Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have?
A palestinian waiting for the bus.
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What is grosser than gross?
When you're kissing Grandma and she slips you the tongue.
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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday?
A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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