Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea?
He drowned in his teepee!
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What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like?
A: Depends.
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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself.
After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman.
The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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This is a visual joke.
Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have?
A palestinian waiting for the bus.
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What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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