What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea?
He drowned in his teepee!
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life?
You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself.
After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman.
The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?
Bait!
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A family walks into a talent agency.
It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog.
The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act.
You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies?
He ate his way out.
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