The best disgusting jokes

What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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has 22.39 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 22.06 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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has 21.74 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: baby, car, disgusting
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 21.53 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, desert island, disgusting, navy
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, disgusting
What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
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has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 20.68 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, disgusting, sex, women
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
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has 20.56 % from 326 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, dog, family
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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has 20.48 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, disgusting, health
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