The best disgusting jokes

What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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has 20.04 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, disgusting, health
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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has 19.65 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: baby, car, disgusting
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 19.42 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: death, desert island, disgusting, sex, women
What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy.
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has 18.68 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 18.59 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, desert island, disgusting, navy
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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has 17.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting, dog
I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
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has 17.83 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
This is a visual joke. Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have? A palestinian waiting for the bus.
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has 17.45 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What is grosser than gross? When you're kissing Grandma and she slips you the tongue.
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has 16.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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has 16.55 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, disgusting, women
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