A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny opens, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, "Little boy is your mother home?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What do you think?"
Drug test? What kind of drugs are we testing?
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle? A: By pushing drugs.
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"
Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? A: HIGH-Definition.