The best drug jokes

A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny opens, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, "Little boy is your mother home?" Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, "What do you think?"
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beer, drug, kids
Drug test? What kind of drugs are we testing?
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: drug
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle? A: By pushing drugs.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: drug, ethnic, fitness
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: drug, weed, Yo mama
A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmact: "I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some petection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?" The pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax." "TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a’ mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!"
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has 62.88 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dating, drug, money, sex, tax
Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: drug, weed
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: drug, health, life
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? A: HIGH-Definition.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, drug