The best drug jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, flirt, weed
Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: drug, health, life
Your mama is so short when she tried to get high she couldn't.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: drug, weed, Yo mama
Q: How can you tell if you have smoked too much weed? A: You can't smoke too much weed.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: drug, weed
Caitlin Jenner and her chauffer were parked on a highway. When a policeman pulled up and asked "What's going on?" The driver said "I blew my tranny." The cop didn't know if he should arrest them for indecent exposure or call AAA.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, drug, travel
Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? A: HIGH-Definition.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, drug
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She hold up a finger and says, “That big?” He says, “Bigger.” She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?” He says, “Smaller?” She holds up two fingers and he says, “That’s it.” She puts the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium.”
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has 59.88 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drug
Have you heard about the new "Mint flavored birth control pill" for women that they take immediately before sex? They're called "Predickamints".
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has 58.48 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle? A: By pushing drugs.
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: drug, ethnic, fitness