We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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