We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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