We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Boss comes up to an employee:
"Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!"
"Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.