Joke #29

We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up

Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"

I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.

Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."

If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.

I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.

A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.