We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.