We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..
I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?
Of course I do - it's Facebook...