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We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now.. I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC? Of course I do - it's Facebook...
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