We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
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I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it.
And it will say Nobody Likes This.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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