We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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