We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.