We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.