Joke #29

We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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