Joke #29

We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.

Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."

I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."

A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"

Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."

Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"

Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.

Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.

Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.

A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.