We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Why is Facebook like Jail?
"You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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