The best fitness jokes

Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
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Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted? A: Because he was squatting.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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