The best fitness jokes

Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
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I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
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Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
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Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted? A: Because he was squatting.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence. Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast. "You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras." That was too far over the limit. She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."
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