My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle? A: By pushing drugs.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted? A: Because he was squatting.
One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence. Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast. "You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras." That was too far over the limit. She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."
Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer? A: Show us your calves!
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!