The best fitness jokes

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, stupid
Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: cop, death, fitness
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym
Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, fitness
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, sex
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym, time