The best fitness jokes

When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
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At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
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I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
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If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
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Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
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How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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