Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle? A: By pushing drugs.
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.