The best fitness jokes

If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
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Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
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Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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