I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.