The best fitness jokes

Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: cop, death, fitness
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
Q: How do Columbians develop muscle? A: By pushing drugs.
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: drug, ethnic, fitness
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym
Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, fitness
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym, time
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean