The best fitness jokes

I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
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Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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