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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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