The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.