The best fitness jokes

Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: cop, death, fitness
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, stupid
Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, doctor, fitness
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, sex