Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Someone call CSI. I just killed my workout.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?