The best fitness jokes

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fitness, life
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, time
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, desert island, fitness
Do you squat here often?
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
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