The best fitness jokes

This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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has 46.53 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, desert island, fitness
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
Do you squat here often?
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, life
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
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