The best fitness jokes

Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, desert island, fitness
Do you squat here often?
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, phone, sport, time
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