The best fitness jokes

Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fitness
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, life
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, desert island, fitness
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
Do you squat here often?
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
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