This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.