What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."