The best fitness jokes

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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Do you squat here often?
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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