The best fitness jokes

What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fitness, life
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, time
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, desert island, fitness
Do you squat here often?
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, work
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, phone, sport, time
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