How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.