Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass