The best fitness jokes

At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, stupid
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean
What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fitness, life
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, time
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fitness
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fitness, sport
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