The best fitness jokes

Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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