At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.