I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.