The best fitness jokes

Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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