The best fitness jokes

How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fitness
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fitness, sport
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fitness, life
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
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