I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.