The best fitness jokes

Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym, time
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fitness
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