At the gym:
Me: "What does this machine do?"
"Sir, that's a bench."
Me: "Perfect."
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here.
He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
No time for gym?
Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Vote:
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles?
A: Mr. XMass
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
Vote:
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Vote:
This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road?
A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.