The best fitness jokes

When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fitness, sport
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, life
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym, time
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fitness
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean
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