The best fitness jokes

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fitness, life
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Q: What do you call Santa Claus with muscles? A: Mr. XMass
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fitness
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fitness, sport
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, time
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
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