The best fitness jokes

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fitness, sport
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, gym
What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fitness, life
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, time
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
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