The best geography jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dentist, geography
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, geography
So God is getting a bit bored in heaven, and he asks his archangel Michael, "Michael, I need to get away from it all for a bit. Where should I go to clear my head?" Michael replies, "Well, you could always go to Pluto. You could go create a mountain and ski, have a bit of fun." God says, "No, I don't think so. I don't do so well with the cold, and frostbite was definitely not one of my better creations." The archangels says, "Alright, well you could always try Mercury. It's nice and warm, you could just take a bit of time to relax, get a nice tan." "Michael," God says, "do you see how white I am? I would burn to a crisp." Michael replies, "Alright, well then why don't you go to Earth?" "Fuck that," God says, "last time I went there I got some girl pregnant and I never heard the end of it."
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: geography, god, heaven, kids, sex
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
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has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, vulgar
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
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has 52.01 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black people, geography
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America. Shamu: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America? Ramu: Shamu!
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: geography, school, teacher
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. "Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked. "Can you describe it?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, geography, stupid, weather
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