The best geography jokes

Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
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has 51.55 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black people, geography
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 49.51 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
So God is getting a bit bored in heaven, and he asks his archangel Michael, "Michael, I need to get away from it all for a bit. Where should I go to clear my head?" Michael replies, "Well, you could always go to Pluto. You could go create a mountain and ski, have a bit of fun." God says, "No, I don't think so. I don't do so well with the cold, and frostbite was definitely not one of my better creations." The archangels says, "Alright, well you could always try Mercury. It's nice and warm, you could just take a bit of time to relax, get a nice tan." "Michael," God says, "do you see how white I am? I would burn to a crisp." Michael replies, "Alright, well then why don't you go to Earth?" "Fuck that," God says, "last time I went there I got some girl pregnant and I never heard the end of it."
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has 49.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: geography, god, heaven, kids, sex
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 48.95 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, geography
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
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has 48.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, vulgar
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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has 47.02 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
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