The best geography jokes

A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. "Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked. "Can you describe it?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, geography, stupid, weather
So God is getting a bit bored in heaven, and he asks his archangel Michael, "Michael, I need to get away from it all for a bit. Where should I go to clear my head?" Michael replies, "Well, you could always go to Pluto. You could go create a mountain and ski, have a bit of fun." God says, "No, I don't think so. I don't do so well with the cold, and frostbite was definitely not one of my better creations." The archangels says, "Alright, well you could always try Mercury. It's nice and warm, you could just take a bit of time to relax, get a nice tan." "Michael," God says, "do you see how white I am? I would burn to a crisp." Michael replies, "Alright, well then why don't you go to Earth?" "Fuck that," God says, "last time I went there I got some girl pregnant and I never heard the end of it."
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has 51.58 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: geography, god, heaven, kids, sex
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
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has 51.45 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black people, geography
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
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has 51.08 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, vulgar
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 49.30 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
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