The best geography jokes

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
has 51.46 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black people, geography
So God is getting a bit bored in heaven, and he asks his archangel Michael, "Michael, I need to get away from it all for a bit. Where should I go to clear my head?" Michael replies, "Well, you could always go to Pluto. You could go create a mountain and ski, have a bit of fun." God says, "No, I don't think so. I don't do so well with the cold, and frostbite was definitely not one of my better creations." The archangels says, "Alright, well you could always try Mercury. It's nice and warm, you could just take a bit of time to relax, get a nice tan." "Michael," God says, "do you see how white I am? I would burn to a crisp." Michael replies, "Alright, well then why don't you go to Earth?" "Fuck that," God says, "last time I went there I got some girl pregnant and I never heard the end of it."
has 50.69 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: geography, god, heaven, kids, sex
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
In an African city, there was a club that all its members had long dicks. On the other day, an European guy went to register his name in that club. When he knocked the doorkeeper asked the guy's penis length the guy said: "Mine is 10 inches long" The caretaker appeared at the door and begun laughing: "Here isn't a suitable place for you." The porter said, "Look at me I 've turned three time my dick around my waist so I'm only a caretaker and you by a baby dick."
has 49.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, vulgar
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
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