Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? A: A Selfie!
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.