Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?
A: A good start.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA?
A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
A: A Selfie!
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast?
A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?"
"Africa" the parrot responds.
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