The best geography jokes

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: bird, geography, travel, winter
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
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has 54.59 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black people, geography
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama? A: Looking for the Root Canal!
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: dentist, geography
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
So God is getting a bit bored in heaven, and he asks his archangel Michael, "Michael, I need to get away from it all for a bit. Where should I go to clear my head?" Michael replies, "Well, you could always go to Pluto. You could go create a mountain and ski, have a bit of fun." God says, "No, I don't think so. I don't do so well with the cold, and frostbite was definitely not one of my better creations." The archangels says, "Alright, well you could always try Mercury. It's nice and warm, you could just take a bit of time to relax, get a nice tan." "Michael," God says, "do you see how white I am? I would burn to a crisp." Michael replies, "Alright, well then why don't you go to Earth?" "Fuck that," God says, "last time I went there I got some girl pregnant and I never heard the end of it."
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has 52.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: geography, god, heaven, kids, sex
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, marriage, money
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
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