Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.