The best geography jokes

I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, science
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
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has 43.58 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, marriage, money
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
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