The best geography jokes

The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: bird, geography, travel, winter
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, science
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. "Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked. "Can you describe it?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, geography, stupid, weather
A black african man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says "That's pretty nice where did you get it?" "Africa" the parrot responds.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bar, black people, geography, parrot
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