I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth.
And now, you're in your Vegas years.
You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet.
But you're still the King.
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet?
A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert?
A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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In what state will you find the most cows?
Moo York.