The best geography jokes

Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America. Shamu: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America? Ramu: Shamu!
has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: geography, school, teacher
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, science
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. "Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked. "Can you describe it?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, geography, stupid, weather
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, travel
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