The best geography jokes

A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. "Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked. "Can you describe it?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, geography, stupid, weather
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, marriage, money
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
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