The best geography jokes

I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, geography
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
has 47.06 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, science
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
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