The best geography jokes

Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography, Thanksgiving
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, marriage, money
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America. Shamu: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America? Ramu: Shamu!
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: geography, school, teacher
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, geography
A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. "Can you tell me what kind it is?" she asked. "Can you describe it?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "It's long and thin."
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, geography, stupid, weather
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