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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York. At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking? Don't look down.
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