The best hipster jokes

I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
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Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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