I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.