The best hipster jokes

Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, hipster
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: hipster, sport
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: hipster
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, hipster, mexican
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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has 27.66 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb, mean