Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.