The best hipster jokes

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb
Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: hipster, technology
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: death, hipster, work
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, hipster
Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: death, hipster, life
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fart, hipster
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beauty, hipster
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: hipster, life, work
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: hipster, sport
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: golf, hipster
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