The best hipster jokes

Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: hipster, time
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb
Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: death, hipster, life
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: golf, hipster
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: beauty, hipster
Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: hipster, technology
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: hipster, phone
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
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