If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.