The best hipster jokes

Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
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Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
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Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
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