Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.