I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!