The best hipster jokes

Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
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I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
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Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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