The best hipster jokes

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb
I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: hipster, technology
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: death, hipster, work
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, hipster
Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: hipster, love, winter
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: beauty, hipster
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: hipster, sport
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