Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? A: An e-mergency.
How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.
Q: How do you fix a broken website? A: With stick e-tape.