Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? A: An e-mergency.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.