Gmail: Someone has signed into your account!
Me: Yeah that was me
Gmail: No it was on another device!
Me: Yes my tablet
Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?!
Me: What? No!
Gmail: Call the police
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet.
She is already world-wide!
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe?
A: An e-mergency.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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How do barmen surf the web?
On the Gin-ternet.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.