The best internet jokes

A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, sport, student, teacher
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, technology
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: internet, soccer, sport, time, work
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, internet, Yo mama
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
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