Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
Q: How do you fix a broken website? A: With stick e-tape.
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!