I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? A: An e-mergency.
Q: How do you fix a broken website? A: With stick e-tape.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.