The best internet jokes

A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: internet, soccer, sport, time, work
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, sport, student, teacher
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: doctor, geek, internet, IT, technology
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, internet, Yo mama
Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: internet, technology
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