The best internet jokes

Gmail: Someone has signed into your account! Me: Yeah that was me Gmail: No it was on another device! Me: Yes my tablet Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?! Me: What? No! Gmail: Call the police
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has 59.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: cop, internet, IT
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, internet, Yo mama
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: internet, soccer, sport, time, work
Q: What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? A: An e-mergency.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: business, internet
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, internet, technology
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, internet, medical, technology
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