The best internet jokes

A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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More jokes about: communication, internet, technology, time
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
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More jokes about: computer, internet, sport, student, teacher
Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
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More jokes about: bird, health, internet
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
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More jokes about: fat, internet, Yo mama
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
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More jokes about: internet, soccer, sport, time, work
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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More jokes about: computer, internet, technology
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, internet
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet


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