A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.