A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Q: What do builders use to make websites? A: Com.crete.