A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.