The best internet jokes

Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
Vote: has 66.45 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
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Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
Vote: has 65.48 % from 26 votes. Send joke:
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Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions." Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."
Vote: has 65.16 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
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PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Vote: has 64.23 % from 32 votes. Send joke:
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A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
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"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Vote: has 59.93 % from 25 votes. Send joke:
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Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Vote: has 59.80 % from 28 votes. Send joke:
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