The best internet jokes

The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, technology
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: internet, soccer, sport, time, work
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, sport, student, teacher
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: doctor, geek, internet, IT, technology
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, internet
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
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