Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions." Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.