The best internet jokes

A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions." Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."
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Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
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