Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions." Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account! Me: Yeah that was me Gmail: No it was on another device! Me: Yes my tablet Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?! Me: What? No! Gmail: Call the police
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!