Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions." Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.