The best internet jokes

Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on? A: Your bad backlinks.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology, work
Facebook: "My kids are perfect." Instagram: "My kids are beautiful." Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: internet, kids
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account! Me: Yeah that was me Gmail: No it was on another device! Me: Yes my tablet Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?! Me: What? No! Gmail: Call the police
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: cop, internet, IT
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, technology
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, sport, student, teacher
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: doctor, geek, internet, IT, technology
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, technology, time
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: internet, soccer, sport, time, work