Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions." Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.
Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?" "I can't help it, I'm hooked."
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.