Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.
Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions." Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.