The best internet jokes

When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, internet
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, IT, prison, time
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, technology, time
Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: bird, health, internet
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions." Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: internet, school, student, teacher