Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?
A: On the world wide web.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions."
Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?"
"I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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Gmail: Someone has signed into your account!
Me: Yeah that was me
Gmail: No it was on another device!
Me: Yes my tablet
Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?!
Me: What? No!
Gmail: Call the police
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?"
Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!"
"Don't you mean netsurfing?"
"No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
A: Because they can't stop saving their work.