The best internet jokes

Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
Q: Where's Spiderman's home page? A: On the world wide web.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: internet, technology
Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: bird, health, internet
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, internet, technology, time
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions." Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: internet, school, student, teacher
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet