"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?"
"I can't help it, I'm hooked."
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"Have you got the address of the butter website?"
"Yes, but don't spread it around."
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?"
Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
Q: What do builders use to make websites?
A: Com.crete.
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"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!"
"Don't you mean netsurfing?"
"No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
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