Q: What does an SEO and part-time chiropractor work on?
A: Your bad backlinks.
Facebook: "My kids are perfect."
Instagram: "My kids are beautiful."
Twitter: "My kids are why I drink."
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account!
Me: Yeah that was me
Gmail: No it was on another device!
Me: Yes my tablet
Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?!
Me: What? No!
Gmail: Call the police
A man walks into a sperm Bank.
He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle.
He decides to start a conversation with him.
He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?"
The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?"
"I can't help it, I'm hooked."
Vote:
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?"
Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!"
"Don't you mean netsurfing?"
"No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
Vote:
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
A: Because they can't stop saving their work.