When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
A press release: "Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
"I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!" "Don't you mean netsurfing?" "No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!"
Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: Tweetment!
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Teacher: "Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions." Pupil: "It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers."