Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]