According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you loose your car keys, click on find. "Help" with the chores is just a click away. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash. And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.