The best IT jokes

I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, technology
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, science
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, technology
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, IT
What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT
How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb? It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
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