The best IT jokes

Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
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While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
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Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
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