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Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
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What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
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Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.
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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
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"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance."
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?' "The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
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What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
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