The best IT jokes

What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you loose your car keys, click on find. "Help" with the chores is just a click away. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash. And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: car, IT, life
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, IT
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
Hit any user to continue.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: IT
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: doctor, geek, internet, IT, technology
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