The best IT jokes

Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: doctor, geek, internet, IT, technology
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, single, technology
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account! Me: Yeah that was me Gmail: No it was on another device! Me: Yes my tablet Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?! Me: What? No! Gmail: Call the police
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: cop, internet, IT
Hit any user to continue.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: IT
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you loose your car keys, click on find. "Help" with the chores is just a click away. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash. And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: car, IT, life
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, technology
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, IT
I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT, phone
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