The best IT jokes

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
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has 58.78 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: IT, sex
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: IT
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, IT
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist? A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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has 58.38 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, IT, nerd
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account! Me: Yeah that was me Gmail: No it was on another device! Me: Yes my tablet Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?! Me: What? No! Gmail: Call the police
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has 58.38 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: cop, internet, IT
Officer: "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia." Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"
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has 57.52 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: cop, IT
What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, technology
"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT
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