Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"