The best IT jokes

Q: What will my computer printer warranty cover? A: Your mouse pad.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, nerd, technology
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb? It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, phone, technology, work
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you loose your car keys, click on find. "Help" with the chores is just a click away. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash. And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: car, IT, life
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, IT
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, technology
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