I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb? It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.