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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
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Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
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What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
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There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.
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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
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"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance."
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What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?' "The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
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What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
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