There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse?
They just seemed to click.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.
Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Gmail: Someone has signed into your account!
Me: Yeah that was me
Gmail: No it was on another device!
Me: Yes my tablet
Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?!
Me: What? No!
Gmail: Call the police
Officer: "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia."
Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"
What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus?
A dead wringer.
Vote:
"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
"No..."
"Inheritance."