The best IT jokes

Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, coding, computer, IT
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, IT
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
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