Only 3 things that are infinite 1.Human Stupidity 2.Universe 3.WinRar Trial
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted computer scientist? An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’