Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
Officer: "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia." Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"