The best IT jokes

"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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has 59.77 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: IT, knock-knock
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, phone, technology, work
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, dirty, geek, IT, viagra
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, technology
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT, phone
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