The best IT jokes

What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room? A: A computer?
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, computer, IT, technology
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT, phone
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Hit any user to continue.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, phone, technology, work
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you loose your car keys, click on find. "Help" with the chores is just a click away. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash. And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, IT, life
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