The best IT jokes

"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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has 59.63 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: IT, knock-knock
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 58.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: IT
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, IT, phone, technology
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT, life, phone
What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, technology
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