The best IT jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
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How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb? It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
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Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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