"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Why should you never fart in an apple store? They don't have Windows!
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.