According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you loose your car keys, click on find. "Help" with the chores is just a click away. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash. And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."