"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
Officer: "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia." Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"
There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.