A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer.
I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
What is a cursor?
Someone having computer problems.
How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb?
It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data
ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."