"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
Have you heard about the Viagra computer virus? It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.