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A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
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What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
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How many social media marketers does it take to change a light bulb? It’s not about the change - it’s about engaging people in conversations about the light bulb change.
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
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ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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