"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse?
They just seemed to click.
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Every mobile phone user has complained like this:
Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die.
Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus?
A dead wringer.
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