The best IT jokes

Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
Hit any user to continue.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: IT
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: doctor, geek, internet, IT, technology
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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has 59.77 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: IT, knock-knock
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, technology
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: IT
Officer: "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia." Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"
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has 58.56 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: cop, IT
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