The best IT jokes

"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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has 59.77 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: IT, knock-knock
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, technology
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 59.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
Why should you never fart in an apple store? They don't have Windows!
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fart, IT
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: IT
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer? A lot of bites.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, IT
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT, phone
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, single, technology
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