The best IT jokes

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: doctor, geek, internet, IT, technology
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
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has 58.69 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: IT, knock-knock
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: IT
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT, phone
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, technology
What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, technology
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
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