What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."
Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
I would actually use Siri if the voice sounded like Morgan Freeman.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.