What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge?
Cool music.
Which way did the programmer go?
He went data way!
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately.
However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets.
Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?"
His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S?
4Skin.
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error!
Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits
A: Hobbyte.