The best IT jokes

Why did the boy mouse like the girl mouse? They just seemed to click.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: IT
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Customer: “My youngest son was surfing the web last night and to my shock he was at a British comedy site.” Tech Support: “Yes, what is the problem?” Customer: “The ‘.uk’ at the end — doesn’t that stand for United Kingdom?” Tech Support: “Yes.” Customer: “Just great — I knew it! He’s in trouble now! He was there for almost a half hour! How much does AOL charge for long distance?” Tech Support: “It does not work that way. You can surf anywhere without long distance charges.” Customer: “No, I am sure AOL charges extra. It doesn’t make any sense that they wouldn’t. England is a long way away, they would lose millions not to.” After trying to explain how the web worked, the customer refused to take my word and said she was going to call AOL. A while later she called back. Customer: “Well, AOL said you were correct; no long distance charge for overseas web sites. I do have another question I thought of after I hung up with AOL.” Tech Support: “Yes?” Customer: “Do you think they charge extra for long distance email?” Tech Support: “Trust me — they don’t.” Customer: “Wonderful! My oldest son works in Sweden. He sends us email, but I was always afraid to reply because I didn’t know how much it would cost, so I just called him on the phone. This will save us lots of money! Still if AOL was smart they would charge for this service.”
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, money, phone
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: doctor, geek, internet, IT, technology
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, technology
What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, technology
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT
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