The best IT jokes

Q: How do you fix a broken website? A: With stick e-tape.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
A big party is being held to honor relational database systems and their impact on modern society. Outside the venue, the host awaits the guests. The first limousine arrives and out steps Oracle followed by 4 people. Host: Who have you brought along? Oracle: I have 4 DBA's in tow. One to install me, one to design the databases, one to administer me, and the other to justify the cost. A second limo arrives and out steps DB2 followed by 40 people. Host: Who have you bought along? DB2: I have 2 DBA's, 2 hardware specialists, and 36 consultants. A third limo arrives and out steps SQL Server all on his own. Host: Why haven't you brought anyone? SQL Server: I didn't bring anyone because I am easy to install and am basically self managing. But I did bring the #sqlhelp Twitter hashtag for when the excrement hits the fan. 20 minutes later, up rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess. Host: Where have you been MySQL? MySQL: Sorry, I thought it was February 31st.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, party, technology
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, IT, phone
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, geek, IT
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in a vivid display, an angelic chorus pouring from the speakers. Satan is astonished, ‘How did he manage that?’ God replies, ‘You might have lost everything, but Jesus saves.’
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: IT
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