The best IT jokes

Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer? Nerdvana.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT
Customer: “My youngest son was surfing the web last night and to my shock he was at a British comedy site.” Tech Support: “Yes, what is the problem?” Customer: “The ‘.uk’ at the end — doesn’t that stand for United Kingdom?” Tech Support: “Yes.” Customer: “Just great — I knew it! He’s in trouble now! He was there for almost a half hour! How much does AOL charge for long distance?” Tech Support: “It does not work that way. You can surf anywhere without long distance charges.” Customer: “No, I am sure AOL charges extra. It doesn’t make any sense that they wouldn’t. England is a long way away, they would lose millions not to.” After trying to explain how the web worked, the customer refused to take my word and said she was going to call AOL. A while later she called back. Customer: “Well, AOL said you were correct; no long distance charge for overseas web sites. I do have another question I thought of after I hung up with AOL.” Tech Support: “Yes?” Customer: “Do you think they charge extra for long distance email?” Tech Support: “Trust me — they don’t.” Customer: “Wonderful! My oldest son works in Sweden. He sends us email, but I was always afraid to reply because I didn’t know how much it would cost, so I just called him on the phone. This will save us lots of money! Still if AOL was smart they would charge for this service.”
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has 47.24 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, money, phone
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
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has 46.97 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, IT
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, relationship
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT, life, phone
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in a vivid display, an angelic chorus pouring from the speakers. Satan is astonished, ‘How did he manage that?’ God replies, ‘You might have lost everything, but Jesus saves.’
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: IT
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the screen.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: IT
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: IT
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