Someone calls at the hotline: Good evening. I’ve just installed Windows 98... So? Wheel I have a problem... Ok, ok, you just said that...
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
Two programmers in a bar: Do you see that chick there? Look at here “properties”! Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called? 8.5 minutes burned processor.
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!
A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte!