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What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?' "The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
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ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal." Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement: "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day? Cutting edge.
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Q: How do you fix a broken website? A: With stick e-tape.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, technology
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, IT, phone
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer, sport
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