The best IT jokes

Why should you never fart in an apple store? They don't have Windows!
has 50.06 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: fart, IT
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: geek, internet, IT, technology
What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte!
has 49.76 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: IT
Install the Blue Screen of Death screen-saver on someone's computer.
has 49.76 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: April fools, computer, IT
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, geek, Halloween, IT, programmer
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: IT
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
has 48.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, stupid
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the screen.
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: IT
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