"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance."
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Training stresses that we are "not the Software Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide. Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?" Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized." Tech Support: "Do you remember the message exactly, ma'am?" Customer: (proudly) "I wrote it down. 'This is not a Macintosh disk. Would you like to initialize it?'" Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?" Customer: "After they were initialized, all the disks appeared to be blank. And now I brought them back to work, and I can't read them in the A: drive; the PC wants to format them. And this is our only set of Windows disks for the whole office. Did I do something wrong?"
Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.