The best IT jokes

What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day? Cutting edge.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: IT
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, IT, work
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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has 49.74 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, geek, Halloween, IT, programmer
A computer programmer has been missing from work for over a week. Finally someone notices and calls the police. They break down the door of his flat where they find him dead in the shower, an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. The programmer seems to have died from a combination of exposure and exhaustion. The puzzle is explained when the police read the instructions on the shampoo bottle – ‘Wet hair. Apply shampoo. Rinse. Repeat.’
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: IT
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, geek, IT, technology
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte!
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has 48.95 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: IT
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
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has 48.95 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, IT
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