The best IT jokes

Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Training stresses that we are "not the Software Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide. Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?" Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized." Tech Support: "Do you remember the message exactly, ma'am?" Customer: (proudly) "I wrote it down. 'This is not a Macintosh disk. Would you like to initialize it?'" Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?" Customer: "After they were initialized, all the disks appeared to be blank. And now I brought them back to work, and I can't read them in the A: drive; the PC wants to format them. And this is our only set of Windows disks for the whole office. Did I do something wrong?"
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out? A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy. The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen". Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why should you never fart in an apple store? They don't have Windows!
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fart, IT
What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?' "The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer? Nerdvana.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal." Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement: "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day? Cutting edge.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
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