What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the screen.
God called a meeting of George Bush, Tony Blair and Bill Gates. ‘I’ve given you all the tools you needed to make a better world,’ says God. ‘But you’ve failed and I’m ending the world in two weeks.’ Bush goes on TV and says, ‘I have good news and bad news. The good news is that God exists. The bad news is that the world will end in two weeks.’ Tony Blair says, ‘I have bad news and really bad news. The bad news is that God is really annoyed. The really bad news is he’s going to destroy us.’ Bill Gates calls his workers together and says, ‘I have good news and great news. The good news is that God thinks I’m one of the three most powerful people in the world. The great news is that we don’t have to fix the bugs in the new Windows package.’
Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered? Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.