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"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance."
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
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What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
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An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Training stresses that we are "not the Software Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide. Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?" Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized." Tech Support: "Do you remember the message exactly, ma'am?" Customer: (proudly) "I wrote it down. 'This is not a Macintosh disk. Would you like to initialize it?'" Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?" Customer: "After they were initialized, all the disks appeared to be blank. And now I brought them back to work, and I can't read them in the A: drive; the PC wants to format them. And this is our only set of Windows disks for the whole office. Did I do something wrong?"
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Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
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