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"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance."
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Q: How do you fix a broken website? A: With stick e-tape.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, technology
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT, life, phone
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: coding, geek, IT, technology
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Training stresses that we are "not the Software Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide. Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?" Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized." Tech Support: "Do you remember the message exactly, ma'am?" Customer: (proudly) "I wrote it down. 'This is not a Macintosh disk. Would you like to initialize it?'" Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?" Customer: "After they were initialized, all the disks appeared to be blank. And now I brought them back to work, and I can't read them in the A: drive; the PC wants to format them. And this is our only set of Windows disks for the whole office. Did I do something wrong?"
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