The best IT jokes

What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?' "The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT, life, phone
Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer? Nerdvana.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 53.16 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, IT
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 mi/gal." Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement: "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day? Cutting edge.
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Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Q: How do you fix a broken website? A: With stick e-tape.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, technology
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