Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!
What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance."
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary? A: A major glitch!
Q: What do you call a group of 8 hobbits A: Hobbyte.
Q: How do you fix a broken website? A: With stick e-tape.