The best IT jokes

Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT
The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does. Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years. Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer. Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the screen.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered? Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: IT
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: IT
A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: What is height of Craziness? A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: IT
CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny, meeny, miney, moe." Windows XP shutdown screen reads, "It is Now Safe to Start Looking for Work." Company softball team downsized to chess team. Company president now driving a Hyundai. Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: business, car, IT, management, work
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