What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
Someone calls at the hotline: Good evening. I’ve just installed Windows 98... So? Wheel I have a problem... Ok, ok, you just said that...
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does. Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years. Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer. Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the screen.
Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered? Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.