The best IT jokes

Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* shift keys are located above them, and these keys are just little signs to point them out? A: Nope, they're the Real McCoy. The little arrows mean "up", as in "look up at the screen". Your keyboard is telling you to learn to touch type and quit staring at your fingers.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: IT
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, geek, IT, technology
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 42.34 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: IT
Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: IT
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone, technology
Someone calls at the hotline: Good evening. I’ve just installed Windows 98... So? Wheel I have a problem... Ok, ok, you just said that...
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT
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