What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does. Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years. Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer. Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the screen.
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered? Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.