What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
James Bond got this email from a friend: CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
What’s an Athlon at 1,2 GHz processor that runs for 9 minutes without a cooler called? 8.5 minutes burned processor.
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!
A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?