The best IT jokes

Someone calls at the hotline: Good evening. I’ve just installed Windows 98... So? Wheel I have a problem... Ok, ok, you just said that...
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: IT
Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 43.58 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: beauty, geek, IT, women
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, internet, IT
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does. Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years. Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer. Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: IT
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