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I’ve invented a human computer. When he does a mistake he blames another computer.
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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
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A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire. The three men try to solve the problem. The project manager said: "Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination." The computer programmer said: "We have here the driver's guide. I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive." The computer operator said: "First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again. Maybe it will fix the problem." Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said: "Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again."
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Why did the lumberjack get nowhere with the internet? He kept logging on and off.
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What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online? Thomas the search engine.
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Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now.. I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC? Of course I do - it's Facebook...
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What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
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Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
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Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
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