Someone calls at the hotline:
Good evening.
I’ve just installed Windows 98...
So?
Wheel I have a problem...
Ok, ok, you just said that...
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does.
Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones.
This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years.
Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer.
Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.
Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered?
Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
Once a programmer drowned in the sea.
Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
Q: What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.