Someone calls at the hotline:
Good evening.
I’ve just installed Windows 98...
So?
Wheel I have a problem...
Ok, ok, you just said that...
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Two bloggers chatting:
Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice.
Son: Where, Give me the link please.
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does.
Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones.
This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years.
Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer.
Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.