The best IT jokes

Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone, technology
Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, IT
Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: IT
Two programmers in a bar: Do you see that chick there? Look at here “properties”! Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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has 41.13 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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has 40.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geek, internet, IT, technology
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, geek, IT, technology
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