What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
The MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. Bill Clinton virus: This virus mutates from region to region and we're not exactly sure what it does. Bill Clinton virus: Promises to give equal time to all processes: 50% to poor, slow processes; 50% to middle-class processes, and 50% to rich ones. This virus protests your computer's involvement in other computer's affairs, even though it has been having one of its own for 12 years. Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer. Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the screen.
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered? Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.