Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
Two programmers in a bar: Do you see that chick there? Look at here “properties”! Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
Chuck Norris can access private methods.