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New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies... I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person. I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily...well, once a week... okay, monthly then...or maybe... I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I will not reply "MS Tech Support." When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it. I will think of a password other than "password." I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, new year, technology
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer, sport
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, geek, Halloween, IT, programmer
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, geek, IT, technology
Where do you go if you become ‘at one’ with your computer? Nerdvana.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT
What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone
Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, relationship
Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
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