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What do computers eat when they get hungry? "Chips."
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Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. Anita Hill virus: Lies dormant for ten years. Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back. AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
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What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!
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A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
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What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte!
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A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Bill Gates was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. Bill Gates looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
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When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
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