The best IT jokes

Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
A computer programmer has been missing from work for over a week. Finally someone notices and calls the police. They break down the door of his flat where they find him dead in the shower, an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. The programmer seems to have died from a combination of exposure and exhaustion. The puzzle is explained when the police read the instructions on the shampoo bottle – ‘Wet hair. Apply shampoo. Rinse. Repeat.’
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: IT
God called a meeting of George Bush, Tony Blair and Bill Gates. ‘I’ve given you all the tools you needed to make a better world,’ says God. ‘But you’ve failed and I’m ending the world in two weeks.’ Bush goes on TV and says, ‘I have good news and bad news. The good news is that God exists. The bad news is that the world will end in two weeks.’ Tony Blair says, ‘I have bad news and really bad news. The bad news is that God is really annoyed. The really bad news is he’s going to destroy us.’ Bill Gates calls his workers together and says, ‘I have good news and great news. The good news is that God thinks I’m one of the three most powerful people in the world. The great news is that we don’t have to fix the bugs in the new Windows package.’
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: IT
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in a vivid display, an angelic chorus pouring from the speakers. Satan is astonished, ‘How did he manage that?’ God replies, ‘You might have lost everything, but Jesus saves.’
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: IT
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone, technology
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, geek, IT
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, IT, technology
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