The best IT jokes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone, technology
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 44.49 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: IT, science
Q: What is height of Craziness? A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: IT
Someone calls at the hotline: Good evening. I’ve just installed Windows 98... So? Wheel I have a problem... Ok, ok, you just said that...
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
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