The best IT jokes

Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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has 44.47 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, IT, phone
What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: IT, science
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: IT
What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?' "The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: IT
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT, programmer
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