The best IT jokes

Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: computer, dad, geek, IT, technology
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
A computer programmer has been missing from work for over a week. Finally someone notices and calls the police. They break down the door of his flat where they find him dead in the shower, an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. The programmer seems to have died from a combination of exposure and exhaustion. The puzzle is explained when the police read the instructions on the shampoo bottle – ‘Wet hair. Apply shampoo. Rinse. Repeat.’
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: IT
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in a vivid display, an angelic chorus pouring from the speakers. Satan is astonished, ‘How did he manage that?’ God replies, ‘You might have lost everything, but Jesus saves.’
has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: IT
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: computer, dentist, geek, IT
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone, technology
What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte!
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend.
has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: IT, music, phone, technology
What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT, science
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