If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you loose your car keys, click on find.
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.
You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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What do Scientists have for snacks?
Micro-chips.
Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall?
A: Captain's log.
What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?'
"The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
Your iphone will keep crashing!
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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