What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
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What fur do we get from a tiger?
As fur as possible!
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.
Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery?
A: Because it gets you nowhere.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse?
It got angry and bit at the champ!
A blonde desserts her home town out of shame, and colors her hair brown.
She drives past a farm and sees all the sheep.
She goes up to the farmer and ask, "If I guess how many sheep you have can I have one?"
The farmer nodded. She continued. "159" The farmer is surprised. "How did you know?"
"Lucky guess" She grabs one and gets in her car.
The farmer comes up and says, "If I can guess your real hair color can I get my dog back?"
A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere.
Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him.
One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned.
"Finally, some company!" he thought.
While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Hey, could you go walk the dog?"
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Why God did made the snake before lawyers?
To exercise.