What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
Who robs banks and squirts ink?
Billy the Squid.
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.
He says, “What the hell is that all about?”
The farmer says, “We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm. There ain’t nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other.”
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?
A bullfighter.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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