What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
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A Koala and a Prostitiute had just finished having sex, so the Prostitute said, "
All right, now give me my money!"
The Koala replied, "
Money, what for?" "
What for?", the Prostitute growled,
"Look up Prostitute in the dictionary and read what it says."
So the Koala looked up prostitute in the dictionary.
It said, "Prostitute- A woman who is paid to have sex."
" Okay," said the Koala, " now you look up Koala in the dictionary, and read what it says."
So the Prostitute looked up Koala in the dictionary.
It said, "Koala- A furry animal who eats bush, then leaves."
What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neither can a fence!
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark?
A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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A baby hedgehog lost itself, in the garden.
Sad, he strolls from here to there, whereupon he bumps in a cactus and full of hope he says:
Mama, is that you?
Q:Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
A:Because they can.