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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
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How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
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In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.  In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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‘I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.’ Steven Wright
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A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.
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I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said "1 dollar for dirty joke." Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: "Alright sir whats your name?" Me: "John" Homeless man: "So Johny, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have." Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?" Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?" Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?" Me: "I don't know? A lot?" Homeless man: "Well Johny, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy."
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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
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