What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
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The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
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And so do you.
My cat can talk.
I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
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A. Because he was pissed off!
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He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
What do you call a tired cow?
Milked out.
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.