When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.