When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.