Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.