Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.