Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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