Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore