Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris