Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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