Joke #146

Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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