Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine. Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.