The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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