The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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