The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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