The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!