The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"