The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.