The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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