The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.