The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.