The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.