The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.