A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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