A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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