A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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