Chuck Norris can mute silence.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.