Chuck Norris can mute silence.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.