Chuck Norris can mute silence.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.