Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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