Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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