Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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