Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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