Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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