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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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