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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
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