Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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