Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.