Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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