Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.