Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.