Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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