Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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