Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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