Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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