Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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