Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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