Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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