The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.