The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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