Joke #10071

The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water... That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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