The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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