The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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