The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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