The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.