Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.