Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey.
He chews bees...
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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