Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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