Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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