Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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