Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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