Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.