Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris is a fact.