Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris can hear pictures.