Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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