Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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