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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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