Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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