Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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