Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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