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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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