Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.