Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck did enter the Dragon.