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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
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