Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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