Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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