Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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