Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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