Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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