Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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