Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.