Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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