Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.