Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.