Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.