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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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