Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
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