Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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