Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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