Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.