Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.