Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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