Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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