The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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The next day he won the lottery.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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