The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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