The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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