The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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