The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.