The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.