The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.