The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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