The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear