The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.