The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.