The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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