Joke #3769

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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