There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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