There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.