There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.