There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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