There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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