There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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