There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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