There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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