There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.