There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.