There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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