There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.