Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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