Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.