Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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