Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.