Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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