Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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