Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.