Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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