Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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