Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.