Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"