Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.